염라대왕이 명퇴 당한 이유 > 유머

<p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 221); font-size: 18pt;">염라대왕이 명퇴 당한 이유 </span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 221); font-size: 18pt;">&nbsp;.</span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 221); font-size: 18pt;"> </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">최근에 벌어진 여러 상황들 때문에</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">옥황상제는 염라대왕에게 </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">명퇴를 권했다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">.</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">염라대왕은 억울했다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">.</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.&nbsp;</span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"> </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">그 모든 건 바로 </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">한국인들 때문이라고 생각했다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">.</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">나이를 먹어 </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">눈이 침침해지긴 했지만</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">...</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">사실 한국인들은 성형수술과 </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">연예인 따라잡기를 통해</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">,</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">모두가 비슷하게 생겼기 때문에</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">, </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">천당갈 사람을 지옥으로 보내고</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">&nbsp;지옥 보낼 사람을 천당으로 </span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">보냈기 때문이었다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">. </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">&nbsp;</span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">&nbsp;</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><img width="580" class="txc-image" id="tx_entry_31801_" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/05/14/jai62_9907CA365CD7A71B1BFE47.jpg" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="580" exif="{}" data-filename="4c4d215324298e01da19deb4276347b006b69b95.jpg" id="A_9907CA365CD7A71B1BFE47"/></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">&nbsp;</span></strong></span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">게다가 지옥으로 보낸 한국인들은 </span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">'</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">찜질방</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">'</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">으로 단련된 체력을 바탕으로 </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">오히려 지옥생활을 더욱 즐기고 있었다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">. </span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">오늘도 지옥에서 들려오는 </span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">염라대왕을 좌절케 하는 이 한 마디 </span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">!!</span></strong></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt;">.</span></strong></span></p> <p class="0" style="text-align: center; mso-pagination: none; mso-padding-alt: 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt 0.0pt;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">"</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">얘들아</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">, </span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">유황불 나왔다</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">. </span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); font-size: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 함초롬바탕;">들어가자</span><span style="color: rgb(152, 0, 0); letter-spacing: 0pt; font-family: 함초롬바탕; font-size: 14pt; mso-font-width: 100%; mso-text-raise: 0.0pt;">." </span></strong><br></p><br><center><IMG border=0 src="http://cfile230.uf.daum.net/image/117DEE204B9E20C60272B9" width=70 </center> <br><embed src=http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/05/13/jai62_1713E8554DC48174086A8F.mp3 type=audio/mpeg hidden="true" width=00 height=00 volume="0" autostart="true" allowScriptAccess='sameDomain' allowNetworking='internal' wmode="transparent">