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<p style="text-align: left;"><img width="304" class="txc-image" id="A_9977FC435D44F19706E33C" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/08/07/jai62_1.gif " border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="304" data-filename="1288.gif" exif="{}" id="A_9977FC435D44F19706E33C"/></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></font></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">폭등하는 사료값을 견디지 못하고 </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">양계장이 망해따~</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그 양계장에 남은 거라곤 </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">이제 겨우 닭 세 마리...</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그거라도 어떻게 키워서 재기 해야겠다고</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">다짐했던 양계장 주인은 </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">어느날,</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">더 이상 배고픔을 견디지 못하고&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">닭을 잡아먹기로 결심해따~</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그러나 수천 마리에서 딱 세 마리 남아</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그동안 애지중지하기도 했고</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">이제 얼굴과 이름도 구별이 가며 정도 든지라</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">어느 놈을 잡아먹을지</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">결정하기가 힘드러따~ </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그러다가 묘안을 썼따~</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">지금 한 마리를 잡아먹긴 하지만</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">남은 두 마리는 되도록이면</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">머리 좋은 놈을 남겨 재기할 때 </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">좋은 종자를 보기 위해서</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">제일 머리 나쁜 넘~을 </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">잡아먹기로 한것이어따~</span><br></font></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><img width="100" class="txc-image" id="A_997DFE475D44F15C02A429" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/08/07/jai62_2.gif " border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="100" data-filename="(zzz).gif" exif="{}" id="A_997DFE475D44F15C02A429"/></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">그래서 주인은 닭들에게 문제를 내기로 해따~</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">첫 번째 </span><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>'닭수니</strong>'에게 물어따~</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">'1+1은?'</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>'닭수니'</strong>는 주인을 장난하냐는 듯이 한번 </span></font></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">쓱~ 쳐다보더니</span></font></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><font color="#801fbf"><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">'2...' 라고 대답해따~</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">의외로 수학문제를 맞추는 데 놀란 주인은 </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">두 번째 </span><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>'닭도리' </strong>에게는</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">조금 더 심사숙고를 한 다음 물어따~</span><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">'</span></font></span></font></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">2x2는 ?'</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>'닭도리' </strong>는 하품을 한번 하더니 대답해따~ </span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">'4여..하고 '싱겁다는듯...</span><span style="font-size: 11pt;">....</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">주인은 놀라지 않을 수 없어따~</span><br><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">이제 마지막 닭까지 문제를 맞춰버리면 </span></font></p> <p><span style="font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;</span><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">자신은 또 굶어야 할 처지 ... ^;;;</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">마지막 세번째 닭 ...</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>'닭대가리' </strong>에게 물어따~</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></strong></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><strong>닭대가리</strong>야 ("이 주인을 용서해라.")</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">19587395x√2429085+log22Ω=?</span><br><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><br></strong></font></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><img width="219" class="txc-image" id="A_998C234F5D44F22A05D44A" style="clear: none; float: none;" src="http://mini-files.thinkpool.com/files/mini/2019/08/07/jai62_3.jpg" border="0" vspace="1" hspace="1" actualwidth="219" data-filename="911.jpg" exif="{}" id="A_998C234F5D44F22A05D44A"/></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span><font color="#801fbf"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><strong><font color="#801fbf"><strong></strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">'닭대가리' 는&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></font></strong></font></strong></font></strong></font></strong></font></strong></font></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">한참을&nbsp;암산 하더니...&nbsp;</span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">쥔을 올려다보며&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 11pt;">말해따~!~~</span><br><strong></strong></font></span></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></strong></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><strong><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span><br><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span><br></strong><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt;">" 털뽑아!. 띠발놈아 "!!..^^*</span></strong></span></font></font></font></font></p> <p><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><font color="#801fbf"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><strong><br></strong></span></font></font></font></font></p> <p style="text-align: left;"><img width="225" class="txc-image" id="A_99D259475D44F29D38129E" style="clear: none; 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